ParkerThe Pakenham Pirates are pleased to announce that they have agreed to terms with Free Agent Alistair Parker to join the team for SESL S1.

Pirates GM Cameron Andre commented on the signing by saying “It’s great to have our free agent signed. Alistair has one mentality and that is to shoot so he’ll fit right in with the likes of Volume shooter Patrick Canfor and Blackhole Van Dort”

As Parker was unable to be reached for a comment due to celebrating his signing we made contact with Pirates PG Jason Lang for a comment and he said

“Look it’s great to have a good free agent signed. But let’s be honest it’s just another person to pass the ball and never see it again” All this despite Jason wearing horse blinkers during games.