The Pakenham Pirates have signed C Jonathan Truman as their 2nd free agent.

Pirates General Manager Cameron Andre added “We needed a big so signing Jonathan is a really good get for us. He doesn’t shoot much which also appealed to me as we have enough of those wankers on this team” a glowing endorsement by the Raymond Felton lookalike.

After a long hunt we managed to find Jonathan for a comment “Look honestly I don’t even know who the f**k this GM of ours is but having my Sherbrooke brother volume shooter Canfor on the team helped convince me to sign on”